Well... here we go. Honestly, I don’t know why I’m doing this. Maybe I’m bored, or I could just be insane, most likely the latter. Frankly, I fully expect no one to ever read this. I’m very much doing this for myself, I guess, to scream into the void, per se. A place to share my rants, my interests, and whatever the fuck I feel like in the moment. I really should get a social life, huh? Resorting to a blog that no one will ever read just to express myself, my own little cheerleader, I guess. Maybe this is the first step to turning gay? Doubt it. I had plenty of chances on those FTXs in the army. Those cold and wet North Carolina nights where the only thing that will keep your dick from falling off is being nut to butt with your buddies. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Now, where do I actually start? I guess a small background on me would be appropriate.
If you made it this far, you already got that I’m a veteran. Never deployed, but not for the lack of desire. Guess it wasn’t in the cards for me, but being Airborne Infantry, I got scars to show for it still. Leave it up to the U.S. Gov. to fuck you sideways and leave you broken without even going downrange. Oddly, I’d do it all over again. Frankly, I miss it. Could call me a masochist in a way. Guess I didn’t get enough of Uncle Sam’s big ole green weiner up my ass. Shit sucks. The military could give a fuck about you, but you can never let it go. Trauma bonding much. Best worst toxic relationship ever. Makes me sound like every single mom with a deadbeat baby daddy who she will forever bitch about with the bruises to show but won’t ever let go. I’ll rant enough about it throughout the life of this blog anyway, no need to go into it now.
What else... I’m a dad of a toddler, and I love it. One of the best things that has ever happened to me. Current college student, only because I “earned” it, so I’m not going to let it go to waste. Not very grunt-like of me to go and get educated and shit. I have a million hobbies that I’m sure I’ll go onto mansplain as time goes on. A lot of hobbies and not enough money. Isn’t that how it always goes, huh? I’m conservative, so if that’s an issue, I’d highly recommend closing the browser now because I’m not catering to anyone. That being said, if you stick with me, don’t be a pansy. I hate pansies.
I grew up in a cult. Not only that, I worked my way pretty high up and then said fuck this shit. I’ll go into more detail on that also at some point, but that was one of the main reasons I went on and joined the military. Best worst decision ever. Shit, I can’t think of anything else off the top of my head. If you haven’t figured it out already, that’s what this blog will be: complete chaos and rambling. Maybe some substance in between, but most likely brain rot for the majority. Who am I kidding? Life is just brain rot in general, and if you stick with me, you’re definitely a masochist in your own right. Anyway, that’s all I got the energy for, for now. Don’t have any plans on specific post days and a schedule. Life is too serious for that shit. This is my “safe place,” somewhere I can figuratively strip naked for all to see without the legal consequences. If you’re into old man-themed rants, guns, America, veteran stuff and random life shit without the filters, I guess stick around, and if not, well, that sucks. Anyway, time to back away from the keyboard and attend to the shit show we call life. Until next time.
The Nandi Bear